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Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Side effects may include....'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Medical Examinations.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Now in Capulets'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Meds Toast

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"He's a whiz kid."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'