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Medicines Orders

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Medical Examinations.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Now in Capulets'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Meds Toast

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"He's a whiz kid."

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'