Nature's Jeweler T-Shirts

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Medicinal plants

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Will you be mine?

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

I think I have a gilt complex.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

Man and bird

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Spiv

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.