Nature Rejuvenator Pillows

New life (organ donation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Alternative Medicine.

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Musician

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

A beekeeper with their bees

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

Alternative medicine

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'Jeez, Hon - ain't you ever goin' wear your 'yes' jammies again!?'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."