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'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Deer Season Open.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"The Eggsorcist"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Puss in cement boots"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Housekeeping?!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Alternative fielding positions

Atomic Bear: Part 21

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Pink Bantha