Nature Parodist Prints

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The Eggsorcist"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Housekeeping?!"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Puss in cement boots"

Alternative fielding positions

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.