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"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Alternative fielding positions

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Housekeeping?!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Can't Touch This

"The Just Me Band"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"