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"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Cat box"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Bird Bath.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Possums that ski.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

The natural selection process in golf.

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"HOWL!"

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

Closed for Summer.

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

Woolly tofu.

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

Highlights

Walrus Grooming.

You'll never believe what that house is for.

"Darned airbags."

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

Antelopes.

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'