Nature Parody Lover Pillows

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Cat box"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Bird Bath.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Possums that ski.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

The natural selection process in golf.

"HOWL!"

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

Woolly tofu.

Closed for Summer.

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

Highlights

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

Walrus Grooming.

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"Darned airbags."

Antelopes.

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

"Think about it, we work every day, we don't get paid, we don't get time off: How is it not slavery?"