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Controversy over species-change operations...

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Crocodile

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Maria Sibylla Merian

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"But what's my motivation?"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Fahrenheit 911.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

David Attenborough

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

People Planet.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Steve Irwin.

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"Professor, we'd like to film you, and learn about your views of life, your family, and your hope for the future. It will be for a beer commercial."

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

The Hidden World of Desks

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"