Nature Cartoon Lovers Pillows

Igloo snail.

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Dedication to excellence....

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Baby Marsupial On Board

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

The natural selection process in golf.

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Come here often?"

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

"Group hugs never work out too well for porcupines."

'Apparently, the antelopes are lobbying for an anti-stalking law to be passed...'

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"Which one of you runts squealed?"

"How come Allegheny mound ants cost more than field ants or Pharaoh ants?"

'I'm in accounts.'

No, I'm afraid I don't know any songs in the death metal genre.

Dead Batteries

'Having one of those days I see.'

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a marketing role...'