Nature Cartoon Appreciator Pillows

"Excuse me, I have a cold."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Skeleton playing fetch.

Snow flake

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Pea

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Downsizing.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'