Nature Cartoon Appreciator Pillows

"Excuse me, I have a cold."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Skeleton playing fetch.

Snow flake

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'Check out the old dude.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Pea

Downsizing.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."