Nature Careerists Gifts

"We didn't have kids so we could focus on our work."

"First time pruning?"

My brilliant career

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Free Range Employees.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Spotted Owl Migration

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

"It's your turn, kid."

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"We're here for the climate change summit."

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

"I don't suppose you realize....now we're all on the endangered species list."

"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

'I was so busy all my life delivering babies that I forgot to have some of my own...'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

'I'm a conscientious Man O' War objector.'