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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"I Win!!!"

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

'Never shoot straight up.'

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

The Red Cat: Seasonal Adjustment/Twigged/Herbacious Border Controls.

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

Lost santa and reindeer.

8 years of GOP economics.

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

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RFK Jr Anti-Vax

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"