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"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings—just wait for it."

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I love this time of day."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Beaver tower

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I'll take this one."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

The life of penguins.