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'I know this place like the hand of my back.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I love this time of day."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

The life of penguins.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The revenge of Russell

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Teach me not to care."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Bad dog!"

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'