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If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Fly Football

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Koala

Goldfish bowl on raft...

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"They're so like us."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."