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"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

No bottle feeding.

'My own debit card would really be a great way to teach me the value of a dollar.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

'I'm qualified to deal with any traumatic event because I've raised five children.'

'No need to make a judgement, King Solomon, we can run a DNA test.'

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

'You've got to keep it straight. With Mom it's burping, with Dad it's running in the house.'

"What changed? I once said a bad word when I was real little, and everyone laughed!"

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'But darling, instinct only gets you so far in life: You need to go to school as well...'

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

Kids, kids. Did you forget it was Mother's Day again?

'Now that's what I call a sneeze!'

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

"Mommm! I know you said ''no,' but it wasn't your usual firm 'no' that I admire and respect so much!"

"Podca-a-a-a-a-a-ast!!!"

Dad doesn't initiate much legislation, but he uses his veto power a lot.

The Toddler's Conscience

"Use a fork."