Natural Leader Pillows

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

Born leader

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Leadership

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Leadership suits you

The Ascent of Woman

"What was I thinking?!"

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Home depot."

Go! Means NOW!

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Yearbook

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Changing Minds

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"