Natural Leader Pillows

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

Born leader

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Leadership

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Leadership suits you

"Home depot."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Go! Means NOW!

"What was I thinking?!"

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Yearbook

The Ascent of Woman

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

Changing Minds

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'