Inspirational Leader Pillows

Martin Luther King.

"I'm a teacher and I send student progress reports home to their parents. Do you have any stamps commemorating great educators? I try to inspire my students any time I can."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Yearbook

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Decision Making Block

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

The House of Commons.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."