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The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Sawdust.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

GMOs

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'You order the jumbo combo?'

One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

'Why not just buy a tube?'