Nativity Scene Designer Gifts

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Quick, follow that star

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Three Parent Baby

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"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

The Three Wise Women

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.