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'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Quick, follow that star

'Oh, Christ.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

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'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Three Parent Baby

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'