National Stereotype Enthusiast Pillows

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

Alabama Traffic Jam

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Pikey and Chav.

Alpine Pipe

How to recognize a German tourist...

Plumbers Workwear

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

Karen of Bethlehem

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

Germans fixate too much on competition!

'Bloody typical.'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

Hillbilly mall maps.

'These little green pills should help you get your Irish up.'

'Un-american activities' "More tea, dear?"

Redneck Wet T-shirt Contest

'Sorry, pardner...your vehicle doesn't meet the size requirement for our state!'

Driver Hand Signals

'School of minicab drivers.'

"Oui, je suis Francaise. . . How did you know?"

Workman's Bottom

Three family members imagine themselves to be cartoons.

Things you say when you are officially old...

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

Muslims do not need to condemn terrorism

'I'm not eating any of that foreign muck...'

Tribute to Garibaldi upon his death