National Stereotypes Pillows

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

The Female Brain and The Other One

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Disparate housewives.

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Pikey and Chav.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

Plumbers Workwear

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

How to recognize a German tourist...

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Dude, they're not like that."

"Sorry, these are saved."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."