National Stereotypes Pillows

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Disparate housewives.

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Pikey and Chav.

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

How to recognize a German tourist...

Plumbers Workwear

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Dude, they're not like that."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Sorry, these are saved."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

"You mind if I smoke?"

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."