National Ombudsman Pillows

Ombuds (door) man.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

The Tin Ombudsman.

'Of course I care, madam!'

Global Stress Test

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

'He's a mixed breed.'

"I invent things to complain about."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Customer Service - 'No - I demand to speak to your real manager!'

Professional Couples

Press Complaints Commission

"Look, I'm always happy to help customers with their problems. But you're talking to the wrong idiot."

'And you've written to the council on this one.'

Ombudswoman

"Complaints about the industry have gone through the roof!"

"First of all, I don't like sitting behind this window all day."

Angel Stands In Line At Hell's Complaints Desk

'Now, what's your complaint?'

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

Complaint Windows

'As you see, it's just a stone's throw from your embassy.'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

'See?!? Another tragic school shooting just proves my point about concealed weapons on campus!'

'Who do I complain to about you?'

"How's work?"

"Could you make your complaint about poor customer service later?"