National Geographic Follower Pillows

'He was shown for 15 seconds on that National Geographic TV coverage last month...'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Can't Touch This

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

US election postal vote controversy

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Palin 2012

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"