Nascar Follower Pillows

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"I need to tinkle."

Bob's Driving School.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

Football supporters.

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Think Basics.'

"I still hate you."

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

Fast food

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Micheal Schumacher.

Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

Don't shake.

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

Spoiler Alert

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Demanding father

Bull race.

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

It's too bad Michael and I aren't cars. Then maybe you'd pay as much attention to us as NASCAR!

A man runs a race on a tiny desert island.

Formula One Centaur

Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.

Jacques Villeneuve: I'm a lousy driver, but she loves me anyway.