National Geographic Follower Mugs

'He was shown for 15 seconds on that National Geographic TV coverage last month...'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Can't Touch This

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

US election postal vote controversy

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"What are you doing?"

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Palin 2012

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."