National Day Observer Pillows

Don't Forget Yet Another Reason to buy a Greeting Card Day!

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Words from a Senator.

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'Thank You'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Junket mail

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."