National Day Observer Pillows

Don't Forget Yet Another Reason to buy a Greeting Card Day!

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

Words from a Senator.

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'Thank You'

Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

Junket mail

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'