Memorial Day Observers Pillows

'Thank You'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Military Medals

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Monuments

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

UNFADED GLORY

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Lucky Stars.

Scars and Bars

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"I need a more interactive you."

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

The American flag

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Clearing up medals.

None O' Your Larks