Memorial Day Observers T-Shirts

'Thank You'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Support the Ex-Troops

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Military Medals

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Monuments

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

UNFADED GLORY

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Honor Our Future Sacrifices

Scars and Bars

Lucky Stars.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Blameless

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"I need a more interactive you."

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Left Behind

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

The American flag

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Eight Years Into the Fight

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

None O' Your Larks