National Anthems Gifts

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

The Harper Government

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Cuba united against blocking off the country

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

I'd rather be at the office.

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"But first, our national anthem."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

Sinead O'Connor.

Go Britain!

"Do you want a democracy where every vote counts or where we count every vote?"

Singer

On the Set of the Mulberry Bush

Geert Wilders

God Bless America/Godless America

'Humans are so strange: I ran up the clock, the clock struck one, I ran down, and they make a song about it...'

Ear, nose & throat. Head, shoulder, knees & toes.

Okay

"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

Fall in Canada

'I've had some replies to those job applications I sent off.'

"Ready Hans? Deep breath."

'Knock off the E-I-E-I-O over there, McDonald, or I'm calling the law!'