Narrative Maker Gifts

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story. At the climax, there's a hip replacement."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Victor Hugo

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"I'm after the history section."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."