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fat guy with cigar writes his own speech bubble

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Victor Hugo

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"I'm after the history section."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."