Narcissism Novice T-Shirts

I like my company portrait. Did they use any Photoshop?

Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Selfie Man

Poser

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Narcissus

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Selfie-Conscious

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."

The casual selfie

"I'm awesome!!"

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

"What does it all mean?"

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Instagramaphone

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."