Napper's Paradise Seeker T-Shirts

'Hi, Mike.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Cat Reunion

'See you in two weeks!'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

I love my Uke.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Lei-ing Hens

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Aloha!

Bored Meeting

Half asleep.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

Love Island

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Hammock resting on books.

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

"Wow-everything still has that just-created smell!"

'I always wanted to retire early.'