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I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

The Airport.

I love my Uke.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Lei-ing Hens

Rainbow/Horizon

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Souvenirs

Football fan

The Getaway

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Honey, run!"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Florida Golf.

'Are we broke yet?'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Travel changed me."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

'I need a Vacation.'