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I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

The Airport.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

I love my Uke.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Rainbow/Horizon

Lei-ing Hens

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Football fan

Souvenirs

The Getaway

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Honey, run!"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Commuter on the Orient Express

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Travel changed me."

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'