Purrfect Paradise Seekers T-Shirts

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

'See you in two weeks!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Cats

I love my Uke.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Lei-ing Hens

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Football fan

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Aloha!

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

When cats bring gifts.

Love Island

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Boxing day is so boring."

Cat Lady

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

"Wow-everything still has that just-created smell!"

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Next stop bloomingdales

"Now hold that."

'Somewhere where men won't be undressing me with their eyes!'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'