Purrfect Paradise Seekers T-Shirts

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

'See you in two weeks!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Cats

I love my Uke.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Lei-ing Hens

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Football fan

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Aloha!

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"Boxing day is so boring."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Love Island

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

When cats bring gifts.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

Doggie Heaven

Cat Lady

'I'm semi-retired.'

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

"Wow-everything still has that just-created smell!"

"You need a vacation? To where?"

'Somewhere where men won't be undressing me with their eyes!'

Next stop bloomingdales

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'