Napoleonic Wars Gifts

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Antoine Drouot

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Napoleon marches off alone

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Iron clad sailors

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

The Wellington Statue.

Duke of Wellington

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

Messrs. Victor Hugo and Emile Girardin would like to raise Prince Louis on a shield which is not quite balenced

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"Says here the Navy's been patrolling the South China Sea...."

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Vulcan arming Neptune

"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."