Napoleonic Wars Mugs

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Antoine Drouot

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Napoleon marches off alone

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Iron clad sailors

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

The Wellington Statue.

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

Duke of Wellington

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

"Says here the Navy's been patrolling the South China Sea...."

Messrs. Victor Hugo and Emile Girardin would like to raise Prince Louis on a shield which is not quite balenced

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."