Napoleon Nemesis Pillows

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Sabrage!

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Rest distracted by moles.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Messrs. Victor Hugo and Emile Girardin would like to raise Prince Louis on a shield which is not quite balenced

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Napoleon film

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington

'-and who have you been since we last met?'

Tortured by music

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away