Napa Valley Dreamer T-Shirts

'For the last time, no side trip to Napa Valley!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Early on-line shopping

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"You've been served."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

James Barrie.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Budgetmageddon

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"He must be a South Pole elf..."