Napa Valley Dreamer Mugs

'For the last time, no side trip to Napa Valley!'

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Early on-line shopping

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"You've been served."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

James Barrie.

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Juggler at Venice Beach.