Silicon Valley Dreamer Mugs

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Geek fairies

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Boy pilot.

Epic Battles

I love the Shard

Artist and Musician

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Keep on Truckin.