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"We like you better than Robert Mondavi."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

How am I abducting?

'At lone at last.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Be open to help.

Dog phrenology

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Portrait of a Lady

The Sleeping Congregation.

The four housemen of procrastination

Newborn Chaos

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Catman

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'