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"We like you better than Robert Mondavi."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

How am I abducting?

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'At lone at last.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Dog phrenology

Be open to help.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

The Sleeping Congregation.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Portrait of a Lady

The four housemen of procrastination

Newborn Chaos

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Catman

"I know your mother."