Name Tags Gifts

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Naming that Impala

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"Sinead?!"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Changing house name.

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."