Name Game Giggler Pillows

'No you can't take my name... it's mine!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Not you. Your hair.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Your bonus as promised.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Pest control, with death.

T-rex takes a selfie

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Confession Ratings.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'Dicing with Death'

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Dead & Breakfast.

'It needs more punctuation.'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

'I see live people.'

"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."

Ghost Comedy

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'