Gamble Giggler Pillows

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'Your bonus as promised.'

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Dicing with Death'

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Tred carefully mill.

A Grumble Bee

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

Dead & Breakfast.

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

Must I also sing and dance?

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

"Guess what face I'm making now."

Shopping for bandages...

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin