Gamble Giggler Pillows

Lottery Jackpot. $18 Million. Sorry, the winner gets 18 million dollars. Non-winners do not get some sort of participation prize.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Not you. Your hair.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

'Your bonus as promised.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Pest control, with death.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'Dicing with Death'

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

Tred carefully mill.

A Grumble Bee

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

Dead & Breakfast.

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

Must I also sing and dance?

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

Trail Mix. Good for six months or 600 miles, whichever comes first.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"Let's try a slower speed."

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Guess what face I'm making now."

Shopping for bandages...