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Jeffrey Green (Formerly Jacob Greenberg)

The Jeopardy of Progress

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Goalkeeping Dog

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

'I quit the medication. It gave me lots of zippity, but took away my doo dah.'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

Falcon finds Waldo

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

Remainders Shop

"I'll be taking a journey of a thousand miles as soon as I get motivated to take the first step."

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

"We've come to spoil the broth."

Dilemma - 'They've been gone for ages and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

"In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now."

The company vehicle

"Her name's Snuggles."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

Student Loan Interest Rates.

'I'm planning to outsource my class load next year. I'm thinking India for paper correction.'

"We refuse to change the team's name and betray our city's proud heritage."

'What would you say if I told you that there are no wrong answers, just wrong questions.?'

"Highness. Majesty. Sovereign. Liege. Monarch. I think I like sovereign best."

'It's a disaster, legal salaried have fallen across the board in relation to similarly paid professionals.'